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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

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What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


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1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
4) Type /ignore <harasser's nickname>



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2010-06-30 [Never.More]: *giggles*

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Nice Eric very nice.

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: ok, last one....
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Hahahaha...good one.

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Check it out...it's mine: Reincarnations

2010-07-01 [Stimpy]: Estelle C. Smith
3522 Pinewood Drive
Libertyville, IL 60048
Phone:847-837-1058
Mother's Maiden name:Benitez
Birthday:March 7, 1982
Visa:4485 0259 7470 2030
Expires:8/2012
SSN:353-16-8330

2010-07-01 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo...what's that about?

2010-07-01 [Stimpy]: boredom.

2010-07-01 [Arctic Knight]: Ah...all made up?

2010-07-01 [Stimpy]: With hints of reality...yes ^.^

2010-07-01 [Arctic Knight]: ^_^ Seems good to me...I'm wondering what is the real part now.

2010-07-01 [Never.More]: Oh wow. lol

2010-07-01 [Stimpy]: im not telling.

2010-07-01 [Arctic Knight]: *sticks tongue out* No fair

2010-07-01 [Master Eric]: hi everyone again

2010-07-01 [Never.More]: You should tell... *nuzzles*

2010-07-01 [Master Eric]: Wow, all this tongue sticking and nuzzles and i'm just sitting here by myself

2010-07-01 [Never.More]: Aw... Which would you prefer? lol

2010-07-01 [Master Eric]: either\or I'm easy to please.... well duh, i'm a guy...

2010-07-01 [Master Eric]: Wow, I kilt chat

2010-07-01 [Stimpy]: the soc and visa to belong together. the name is incorrect and the address isnt valid either.

2010-07-02 [Never.More]: lol Wow. Sorry... I had to go to rehearsal.

2010-07-02 [Arctic Knight]: Oh okay. *whistles as he uses the visa number*

2010-07-02 [Master Eric]: FREE PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-07-02 [Arctic Knight]: Want some Eric? lol

2010-07-02 [Master Eric]: does a bear shit in the woods?

2010-07-02 [Arctic Knight]: Good question lol

2010-07-02 [Master Eric]: That is a yes.... Porn is good... Mkay?

2010-07-02 [Arctic Knight]: Always. :)

2010-07-03 [Fenix Fresh]: Nearly dark enough for fireworks.

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: On July 2nd?

2010-07-03 [Fenix Fresh]: Well yeah. I have a ton.

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: Awesome...it might not be dark enough to see fireworks here in Alaska but dusk enough to see something.

2010-07-03 [Fenix Fresh]: Ah...Alaska. <3

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: What? It's ficken cold up here.

2010-07-03 [Fenix Fresh]: Nah man I know. I got relatives up there, and a really close friend. Plus there's that show about boats.

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: I don't know the show you're talking about but I have my girlfriend here and her family. ^_^ Doesn't help the cold at night when she takes the blankets.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: I'd rather be cold than too hot... It's always so fricking hot in GA.

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: Amen to that...you can always put on more clothes but you can only take off so much.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: Indeed. At least without getting arrested.

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: Exactly...but it's always fun to run from the cops.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: Agreed. Cept for when you give yourself black eyes with your chest. lol

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha. *looks at flat chest* I don't have that problem. *looks at yours covered up* I can't tell.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: That's probably for the best. :P

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: ;) Probably...I am curious now though. Can't really tell from your pictures. And I've noticed that most female's profiles say they are big breasted.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: True. lol In this case, it's true. :P

2010-07-03 [Arctic Knight]: Oh okay...I trust you. Wierd...trust on a site called fake. Wierd.

2010-07-03 [Never.More]: Stranger things have happened. :P

2010-07-04 [Arctic Knight]: Really? Any marriages yet that you know of?

2010-07-04 [Never.More]: Oh yes. lol

2010-07-05 [Arctic Knight]: Very very nice. lol now that's rare.

2010-07-06 [Never.More]: Indeed. :P

2010-07-06 [Master Eric]: Just remember, when ya'll run naked, you get black eyes, when I run naked, I trip....

2010-07-07 [Never.More]: hehe Silly.

2010-07-07 [Arctic Knight]: Nice Eric...you're supposed to put it over your shoulder like I do.

2010-07-07 [Master Eric]: lol... yeah, I wish... last time I was with a girl, she asked "Who you going to please with that lil thing?" I said "ME!"

2010-07-08 [Arctic Knight]: Oh wow...that was rude of her.

2010-07-08 [Never.More]: Extremely.

2010-07-09 [Arctic Knight]: It's women like that that makes me annoyed all the time.

2010-07-09 [Master Eric]: But it's not the size... it's the RPM's

2010-07-09 [Never.More]: Never heard it put that way... *giggles* RPMs...

2010-07-09 [Master Eric]: vroom.......

2010-07-09 [Never.More]: :P

2010-07-10 [Arctic Knight]: XD That's a good way to put it Eric.

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: hey whats up people?

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Nothing much Devil. How are you?

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: im good thanks for asking

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: You're very welcome.

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: what are you up to

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Oh nothing much...looking around Fake, trying to stay calm cuz of drama, and drinking Monster. ^_^ You?

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: fun fun..im just laying on my bed listening to music

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Oh what kind? And who?

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: country and rascal flatts

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Awesome!!! God Bless the Broken Road!!!

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: hell yeah

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Oh yeah!! *kool-aid man voice*

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: XD I've got a joke behind that but here's the background info first: The school I graduated from had a tech teacher named Ms. Ferrer. She was huge...couldn't walk up stairs or anything. She always wore hawaiian shirts and yelled at you for using floppy disks "NO FLOPPY DISKS!!!" Okay here's the joke: Two teenagers sitting at the computer and talk about twinkies as Ms. Ferrer walks out of the room for food. They figure it will be a while cuz she's huge. One boy says to the other "Hey want to see some twinkies?" The other boy says "sure." The first boy pulls out a floppy disk and a rumbling is heard from the wall. Suddenly, out bursts Ms. Ferrer holding a twinky and a glass of Kool-aid screaming in the kool-aid man voice "NO FLOPPY DISKS!!!"

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: lol hahaha

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: I know...It's better hearing it than reading it and especially when my friend tells it.

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: :D

2010-07-15 [lil'devil_43]: so what else are you up to

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: Nothing...keeping up with my wiki mainly.

2010-07-16 [lil'devil_43]: fun

2010-07-19 [lil'devil_43]: im really bored and horny

2010-07-20 [Arctic Knight]: I'm sorry to hear that hun. I'd help but I'm not there and I'm taken.

2010-07-20 [lil'devil_43]: yeah

2010-07-21 [Master Eric]: *perk* did someone say horny?

2010-07-21 [Arctic Knight]: *raises hand* I did...once. XD

2010-07-22 [lil'devil_43]: haha yeah

2010-07-22 [Master Eric]: it isn't a bad thing.... sex is like air, it's not a big deal unless you aren't getting any....

2010-07-22 [Arctic Knight]: I heard that before but forgot where. *thinks*

2010-07-22 [Killopkie]: ℱ℧ℂ

2010-07-23 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-07-31 [im done]: Never tried this before...*look around*
Anyone here? :)

2010-07-31 [Master Eric]: on occasion

2010-07-31 [7ohgv]: ITS NASTY J AND IM BACK LIKE A VERTABRAE! HIT ME UP JUGGALETTES!

2010-07-31 [Arctic Knight]: *waves at Karissa* Hello!!

2010-08-01 [Stimpy]: *hits heartagram in the back of the head with her D cup*

2010-08-01 [im done]: hi :)
some people are here...

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: *TURNS AROUND AND GRABS TIT POPS IT OUT AND SUCKS IT* HAHAHA IMMA NINJA JUGGALO!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: At least you aren't alone Karissa like I was when I first said hello. I knew NO ONE here. :)

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: At least you aren't alone Karissa...I was alone when I first started here. I knew NO ONE here. :)

2010-08-01 [im done]: yeah :P

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: hi ppl im horny :D yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: :D I'm glad to know you Karissa...you're a very nice person. And hello horny...I'm Jimmy. Nice to meet you.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol My name is JIMMY TOO! LOL KEWL!

2010-08-01 [im done]: haha yay
hello Jimmy's :)

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: so got a joke relating to a famous "website" but 1 its so outta line i wont make it and 2 i dont roll liek that!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: You're kidding Heartagram...birth certificate says James though. lol
Hello Karissa...again. ;)

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: do you get what im joking about...? 2jimmys.....that all im hinting >.>

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...I still don't get it.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: jeez....2jimmys1cup lolololololol gross i know

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Oh my god!!! I've watched like the first two minutes of that...couldn't watch the rest.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol....not missin much...sad thing is...its part of liek a 2hr long movie...hungry bitches 5 i think i wa slike i AM NOT looking this up >.<

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: No flippin way will I do that...yuck.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: i wish living dead girl didnt live so far away....wed have soooo muhc fun...with faygo....and hatchets...and face paint...leavin it there >.>

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo...faygo. Orange for me.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: reg soda and red for me so youre what second juggalo jimmy? lolo

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: lol...not a juggalo at all actually. Don't care for ICP to much honestly.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: 0_0 too eachs own i guess lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: lol I guess so. *bows in respect* I do respect the juggalo however...hatchets do hurt in the back most times.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol i would go for the back id thwack you between the eyes lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: lol I can dodge that one...not the one in the back. :D

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: who says there isnt gonna be another juggalo int he back? lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...that's true. LDG might be that one.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: exactly lol! and if i think the way wed be to each other wed at least make out on top of the body XD

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: XD I might be able to watch that one. lol

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: hell yea

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol then get naked and dance around the dead body pouring faygo on our naked bodies 0_0 maaan im fucking Twizted lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: No shit and I love it!! Hahaha.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: HI FIVE YEAH!*FREEZES IN AIR**QUE MUSIC*

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *goes for the high five and waits* Which music?

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: *record scratches* idk didnt thinkt hat through 0_o

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: lol...how about this? *plays I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin*

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: sure :D

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Awesome. *dances around the room*

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: YEAAAAAAAAAAA LETS HEAD BANG WHILE WE THROW LIVE HAND GRENADES AT PADESTRIANS!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: YEAH!!! *grabs my headband and looks for my hand grenades* Aw crap...I used mine up on Al-Queda terrorists.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: no worries....I HAZ EXTRA!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: YES!!! *evilly cackles and runs up to an old lady, tossing a grenade in her pocket*

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: hahah nice *tosses a grenade into a water fountian* MWAHAHAHA

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *tosses a grenade in your pants and falls over laughing* Muahaha!!!

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: *rolls down pants leg and i kick it at you* XD

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *grabs it and throws it into a passing car* Hahaha! It's a VW Beetle!!!

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: BOOM POW BANG NYCCAH!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha!! Yes!! *watches a Toyota roll towards us* Bet I can hit it before you.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: *pulls out rocket propelled grenade launcher *I DOUBT THAT! *THUNK* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Oh son of a...damn it. *puts another grenade in your pants*

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: hahaha thats ones fake XDXDXDXD

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *tosses it in the air* I know...it's right here.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: kicks the grenade out of his pants* orly? hahaah! *point fully loaded grenade laugher at you8!

2010-08-01 [im done]: ...interesting conversation :P

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: :D

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *jumps behind you, whispering* Hit me now! Ha! And definitely Karissa.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: hahaha im not gonna now! *YELLS IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AND SHOOT AT A SCHOOL BUS FILLED WITH CARNIES* MWAHAHAHHA

2010-08-01 [im done]: okay...

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol please get on yahoo im lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...oh geez.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol imma put her on a "show" :D

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Woo hoo!! I wanna see but I don't have Yahoo. lol

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: 0_0

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: XD What? Karissa is hott.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: LOL IM PUTTIN ON THE SHOW LOL

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Oh damn...nevermind then.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: OMG ITS TRUE....U CAN GET HIGH OFFA NUTMEG

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Are you joking? hahaha...I had no clue.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: i just tested it i feel funny XD

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: XD

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: go pack a bowl of nutmeg lol

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...I'll pass.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: jeeez im feelin kinda good

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Well yeah I'd imagine so.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: its not easy on the lungs hto lol id rather pot but cant smoke it...had probs...smoked tooooooooo much made ppl mad

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...well of course. Nutmeg is a spice.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: yeaaaaaaaa..........

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Yeah...how'd you do it?

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: made a pipe out of aluminum and packed a bowl

2010-08-01 [im done]: ...Wow no show from me :)
but I don't feel like doing anything
i got high off of nutmeg it was...wow :P

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol why no show? ill still do it lol cmoooon

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Oh wow...I wouldn't mind dear Karissa honestly but once again, it's your call. I haven't gotten high directly...had a contact high from pot once. It was...interesting.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: lol u shoulda hit it ;D

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: It didn't smell that good to start with and I'm not into that. Let's just say...I can play guitar hero better when high and drunk.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: woot woot!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: hahaha...I think that contact high and drunkeness (no more but once upon a time...once) helped me get to expert.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: i totaly raped heart shaped box stoned outta my gourd with a controler not a guitar lol i was amazed

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: That is awesome!! I can't do the controller. I tried Through Fire and Flames on the guitar medium...made it with 80 percent and a cramp in my right hand.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: ouch...nvr tried it on controler XD

2010-08-01 [im done]: ...guitar hero?
I suck at that game
I used to be a big stoner and drink everyday but I quit

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: LOL NICE

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: I did it once...no more. I havent played it in a while though...I'm out of practice.

2010-08-01 [im done]: I don't play guitar hero, I play my bass guitar :)

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo...guitar girl. Me likes. ;)

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: nice im currently learning guitar

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: I am...not. :D I learned how to play a wind instrument in band...it was that or spanish and I don't like spanish.

2010-08-01 [im done]: Hm I love music :)

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: As do I...favorite music Karissa? Oh you want to know what I noticed? Your screen name is your own name backwards with a Z instead of a double S. ^_^

2010-08-01 [im done]: haha took you a while hun :P
I like my metal :)

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